so Julian wanted to go to Buckhead recently and use his fake ID to get into some bar that doesn’t really seem to care. Imagine that. I never would’ve dreamed of asking my parents if it was alright and then getting pissed when they said no. And i was a 17 year old in college no less. Of course drinking was rampant. Crazy the lengths I had to go to. Even so far as assuming a false identity. I’ll never forget it. I was Seraj Aftim Saba. The irony isn’t lost on me that I once rocked an Iranian alias just to risk getting into bars myself. But I’m going to hold my boundaries with Jules and hope he looks back on this period with a modicum of reflection and perhaps even the slightest appreciation for our parental restraint.
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